You Seem to Be Getting Pregnanter These Days

So I'm having some writer's block. My friend "Miranda" suggested about 25 topics I could attempt to write about but each of them would vastly exceed the already stated "nothing is sacred" comment that Grandma Jane threw out at the baby shower on March 1.

Her name is "Miranda" because, "She is the no-nonsense mom of a toddler like Miranda from Sex and the City." Miranda and "Miranda" are also both lawyers. But "Miranda" does not have red hair, although she is married to an Irish Catholic like Miranda. She wanted a code name given the topics she nominated for discussion and she doesn't want anyone to think less of her. Which is hilarious as she's so kickass it's simply not possible. She's like my Yoda. Thanks Yoda.

In any case, among those topics I deemed inappropriate for sharing: rashes (I haven't had any but still), physical symptoms, horror stories, breastfeeding, physical symptoms, sex in pregnancy and physical symptoms. I mentioned physical symptoms three times because I have many, many of those that I could share, but I will leave those to one-on-one conversations with people who are foolish enough to ask. I mean my stomach is swollen approximately 34 centimeters and honestly that's just one of about 57 physical symptoms. So yeah, I seem to be getting pregnanter these days.

Shout outs: Jason's friend David Thompson and his wife Juli who gave birth to a as-yet-unnamed baby girl yesterday morning in Ohio. Congrats! Well done Juli!